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About All Noobs must die
All Noobs must die — a game where wishes come true! You just need to protect the obsidian portal from zombies. Mine resources with your pickaxe, build traps, and put them to use — let them grind the zombies into a juicy green porridge! Funny meme endings!
How to play
∎ On mobile devices: Control using the mobile joystick. Swipe on the right half of the screen to rotate the camera. After selecting the desired trap, press the button and, without releasing it, drag it to the desired location on the game field. Combine slowing effects with offensive ones. Use resources to craft rarer items. ∎ On desktop: Standard WASD controls. After selecting a trap, press the button and, without releasing it, drag it to the desired location on the game field. Build your own defense using traps, turrets, and magic towers. Combine the slowing effects of traps with offensive ones. Mine resources with your pickaxe to craft new weapons at the crafting table. Use resources to craft rarer items. Have fun!
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All Noobs must die FAQ
Is All Noobs must die free to play?
Yes. You can play All Noobs must die online for free without buying the game or creating an account.
Can I play on mobile or a Chromebook?
Yes. The game runs in a modern browser on phones, tablets, laptops, desktops, and Chromebooks.
Do I need to download anything?
No. Press Play and the browser game loads directly on this page.
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